A round peg in a square hole: Another skeleton

Wednesday, February 21, 2007

Another skeleton

I've revealed to you all some of my past dirty secrets. I like to think of myself as reasonably intelligent, moderately successful, somewhat adult... but then I realize that I love:

Justin Timberlake
Reality TV
Celebrity Gossip

Now I wholeheartedly embrace all of these things knowing that other than Justin, they are not the most positive aspects of my existance, but then again I don't think "So You Think They Can Dance" defines me as a human being. But then came Britney. Whoa.

Even I have long lost patience with Ms. Spears and her antics. If you're going to go off the deep-end, at least do us all the favour of spouting off some religious mumbo-jumbo like Whitney, diva-out like Mariah or release a sex tape like... well like every other girl in Hollywood. Don't just be a whack job for a sake of it! I need a little more substance than "its not barf, its peanut butter", "she didn't pass out, she fell asleep" and "I shaved my head because of lice"... or "drug tests"... or "meth induced psychosis" (is there anyone who isn't cheering on TeamKevin at this point?).

No one can feel sorry for the child star. Watching a successful, worldfamous, multi-millionaire popstar implode is exactly what people want. I hate myself for being on the side of the fence that secretly cheers this sort of fall from grace - what does that say about me? Or us for that matter?

Britney's apparently back out of rehab as of this morning, the Anna Nicole case has only just begun and that crazy video of her with her face painted like a clown freaks me out and I just can't stop reading about this crap! How many more days until summer?

(Blizzard today)